I have acquired 8 gigabytes of pure furry porn. I not only have 9,458 images and 113 folders, but I also have the ability to masturbate wherever and whenever I want. I am the furry porn god. If I were to masturbate every day to one picture, I could masturbate for 25 years straight, or 310 months, or 1.351 weeks and be able to achieve about 9,458 orgasms on every single image. If I were to masturbate to every image for one minute, it would take me 6.5 days to finally reach the end of my list. Not only am I downloading more daily using my advanced amount of resources such as e621 and rule34, I am also chain-fapping to these pornographic images. No mercy will be given, not even on No Nut November. I have no time for your shit, except if you offer me to have scat sex with you.